Was catching up on my TechCrunch when I came across the return of MC Hammer.

For those of you who grew up deaf and blind to top 40 hits, MC Hammer sang “Can’t Touch This” while using parachute-like pants to complement his revolutionary dance style.

Here’s a refresher course in Hammer-time.

But really now.

He has taken off his pants, and put on Silicon Valley khakis instead, teaming up with investors such as TechCrunch’s Michael Arrington.

For what?

The largest dance floor on the planet, that’s what!

DanceJam offers dance battles where users dance off against each other, with viewers voting on the best video. DanceJam also offers general dance videos, including locally uploaded content and videos from external sites such YouTube.

Should I post MY dance moves on DanceJam?

I’m not sure the world’s biggest dance floor may not be big enough for what’s in MY pants… but who knows.